Texas Hold'em
5 seats. Blind rotation. All-in support. Showdown hands. Auto-deal. The real deal, played in real-time against real humans.
Not your
grandpa's
poker game.
Real-time multiplayer poker with voice, music, and art that didn't come from a stock photo site.
Voice chat
Push-to-talk with AudioWorklet mic capture. Talk at the table. Bluff audibly. Get called out vocally. It's beautiful.
DJ streaming
Personal radio when solo. Host-controlled DJ at the table. Server streams real audio to everyone. Skip, pause, loop.
Guest login
Type any name. Leave password blank. Hit enter. You're playing poker. No email, no signup, no BS.
Procedural card art
Every card drawn with code. King looks... presidential. Queen looks... fabulous. Jack is Ted from Tedtrist. It's an easter egg.
Cross-platform
Browser, Windows, Linux, Android. One client. One server. One WebSocket. Same experience everywhere.
